David's mate Gareth has a reputation as a rough customer between the sheets and a fair hand with a bullwhip. Rumours of dickipoggy goings-on up in the North Country involving a shaving brush and a blonde notwithstanding, we think the old boy should be given some credit for his humanitarian side. Many a time this Knight In Black Leather has carried an unconscious David up the stairs to his flat after an especially rowdy piss up at the pub. Indeed, he once even volunteered to spend an afternoon showing the sights of London to the young Pudding. According to the tale, Sir Gareth tried to coax her into the dark recesses of the notorious Ronnie Scott's Jazz Club with its sadomasochistic music and semi nude barkeeps. Being a Christian, the Pudding would have none of it, and had to console herself with third-hand stories of Gareth submitting to erotic floggings during a Thames barge trip.
Friday, June 12, 2009
Gareth By Torchlight
David's mate Gareth has a reputation as a rough customer between the sheets and a fair hand with a bullwhip. Rumours of dickipoggy goings-on up in the North Country involving a shaving brush and a blonde notwithstanding, we think the old boy should be given some credit for his humanitarian side. Many a time this Knight In Black Leather has carried an unconscious David up the stairs to his flat after an especially rowdy piss up at the pub. Indeed, he once even volunteered to spend an afternoon showing the sights of London to the young Pudding. According to the tale, Sir Gareth tried to coax her into the dark recesses of the notorious Ronnie Scott's Jazz Club with its sadomasochistic music and semi nude barkeeps. Being a Christian, the Pudding would have none of it, and had to console herself with third-hand stories of Gareth submitting to erotic floggings during a Thames barge trip.
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Picture above (copyright Dave Milner) was taken in the Princess Lousise in 2002 We were enjoying a well earned glass of wine after a 2-hour Talk I had just completed there.
We don't mind your using this pic. Cat.
Although note: Bonky illegally copied these pictures (including someof me giving the actual Talk) and circulated them on the Internet.
Who 'steals copyright'?!!
David Farrant
Mr. Farrant,
May I use some of your photos on Net Curtains?
The Lone Stranger
Yes Lone Stranger - provided they aren't 'doctored'!
David Farrant
Put up the Princess Di dream next your purriness
hi cat its me speedqueen just like to say although your a noball cat you are entertaing!also would you allow me to use your blog to send a message to Sean Manchester without involving David.
Sean the reason I suggested to visit on your birthday was not just to give you a presant but to see if you remembered me! we met in 1970 when you were selling ice creams.Apart from age ive changed very little still dress outrageous.have long blonde hair but what might jog your memory is even at the tender age of 16 i was lage busted! but if i have slipt your memory im sure you shall remember my friend Shirley cos you always gave her much bigger ice creams with nuts on,remember now?
also well done on becoming a Bishop,when i lived in the U.S.A i become a Angel !
I can vouch for that Seanie. The girl really is quite a handful!
David Farrant
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