A new season of the Bonky & David Show has begun. Where will it take us? Over and over the same tired ground? Or onto new heights of merriment? And will the two finally face off this summer on Southern Road? Stay tuned!
What can I say Cat. What a privilege to be invited on here . . . I think!
Well, at least I know that if you stay on your own Blog, mine can stay a little more peaceful!
I really don't know what to say to your piece about the swimming pool, except that it was definitely NOT myself their as an attendant. It was somebody else. Not saying you were implying otherwise, but I (or we) only sat in the deck chairs after we had orgered them from that attendant! I never gave him a tip though, because most of the chairs were manky and literally falling to pieces. On busy days, he used to put up dozens and he had to stack them all away again afterwards the pool had closed.
I refrain from comment on the 'date situation' - except to say he was 'after' one particular one yound lady who just happened to 'fancy' myself more! Well, what do you really expect? I was paying clientelle, while he was just an attendant! But he did try and get off with a few of the women - I'll give him that!
I suppose the story wouldn't be quite complete without my mentioning that in 1977 that particular attendant was sacked from his job at the swimming pool after being exposed in a national Sunday Newspaper for having 'Nazi connections' as well. The owners of the pool didn't quite appreciate that exposure being Jewish themselves and 'gave him his cards'!
He was not 'banned' as such but told that if he wanted to visit the pool again, he would have to pay like any other member of the public.
He still kept going there none-the-less hoping to 'get off' with some 'bikini-clad woman'!
What's This All About Then? For the uninitiated, a primer on the relationship between Bishop Bonkers, David Farrant, and the "Highgate Vampire" is here.
* N * E * W * ! Thanks to our new, exclusive licencing arrangement with artist Cecil Lamont-Dwiggins, YOU can now enjoy your very own "Bishop Bonkers" tea or coffee mug! Click here for details.
Notice
Legal Disclaimer Baldry's Cat "The Cat's Miaow" is a satirical blog which publishes rumours and conjecture in addition to accurately reported facts. Information on this site may or may not be true and Baldry's Cat makes no warranty as to the validity of any claims. All characters appearing in this work are fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.
Distribution Distribution of material contained on this blog is freely granted and attribution is encouraged.
Copyright Information All intellectual property, photos and artwork on this blog are either the author's original works, used with an owner's permission, licenced through Creative Commons, covered by Fair Use, or clearly in the public domain. Any claims of infringement brought against this site must be appropriately documented.
2 comments:
What can I say Cat. What a privilege to be invited on here . . . I think!
Well, at least I know that if you stay on your own Blog, mine can stay a little more peaceful!
I really don't know what to say to your piece about the swimming pool, except that it was definitely NOT myself their as an attendant. It was somebody else. Not saying you were implying otherwise, but I (or we) only sat in the deck chairs after we had orgered them from that attendant! I never gave him a tip though, because most of the chairs were manky and literally falling to pieces. On busy days, he used to put up dozens and he had to stack them all away again afterwards the pool had closed.
I refrain from comment on the 'date situation' - except to say he was 'after' one particular one yound lady who just happened to 'fancy' myself more! Well, what do you really expect? I was paying clientelle, while he was just an attendant! But he did try and get off with a few of the women - I'll give him that!
Those were the days!
David Farrant
I suppose the story wouldn't be quite complete without my mentioning that in 1977 that particular attendant was sacked from his job at the swimming pool after being exposed in a national Sunday Newspaper for having 'Nazi connections' as well. The owners of the pool didn't quite appreciate that exposure being Jewish themselves and 'gave him his cards'!
He was not 'banned' as such but told that if he wanted to visit the pool again, he would have to pay like any other member of the public.
He still kept going there none-the-less hoping to 'get off' with some 'bikini-clad woman'!
As far as I am aware, he never succeeded!
David Farrant
Post a Comment