City Council Rejects Bid To Renovate Church
BOURNEMOUTH - Bishop Bonkers hopes to modernise his church structure were flushed away this week. According to officials, blueprints submitted by him to the Council were "highly inappropriate to a house of God" and appeared to pose "certain potential health hazards" to worshipers.
"I've never seen anything quite like it," remarked one observer. Featured in the construction drawings are toilet paper and an amateurishly disguised cesspool. "It looks as if he tried to bodge up a church from an old outdoor loo," said another, "of course it's all completely illegal".
3 comments:
I believe the person who invented the loo in England (rather modernised existing Victorian one's) was called "Thomas Crapper" - on the level, look it up.
Maybe we should re-name him "Bonky Crapper", what do you think?!?
David Farrant
And come to think about it, just how does he manage to fit all his 'congregation' in that outside loo!?
Makesyou think, doesn't it!?
David Farrant
The Bishop doesnt have a congregation, as when we were researching the Old Catholic Church we asked him when his services were as we wanted to hear him preach. He said that as a bishop he didn't preach( well not in the understood way!) and that he didnt "do" church services! Some vicar! The fact is that his branch of the Old Catholic church is hardly a branch at all, it is a one off he made up himself, the Old Catholic Church of which he says he is a memeber, doesnt want owt to do with him and denies that he is a member. We tracked down four other clones who also dress up as bishops , and innumerable more lookalikes--just have a google!We also tracked down the guy who " ordained " him, Illyad Thomas, but thats another story!
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