According to private sources in the North Country, David Farrant's former secretary and companion known by the code name "The Yorkshire Pudding" spent two years carrying out a secret assignment to spy on him. There is now evidence that the young "Mata Hari from Batley" used her female charms to deceive the hapless Farrant into giving her full access to his British Psychic & Occult Society's records, allowing her to copy thousands of pages of documents, make secret recordings, and even extract "pillow talk" confessions from Farrant. "Part of her task was to get my confidence" admits Farrant.
She reportedly received instructions from her superiors via a tiny "spy radio" disguised to look like a hot water bottle. But who was the Mastermind spymaster this secret agent reported to? The sordid trail of evidence points to none other than Bishop Bonkers himself. "Bonkers would do anything to infiltrate Farrant's organisation," remarked one observer, "including train and equip a female spy".
2 comments:
i believe it was called "Operation: FUGLY"
the secret camera was actually hidden between the massive field goal gap between her teeth.
THE SPY WHO CAME INTO THE 'COAL CELLAR'
Let's not forget either, Cat, that she was not just a 'spy', but a 'double agent!
Talking about 'pillow talk', I dread to think about all those 'secrets' I gave away while she snuggled up between those 'red hot' hot water bottles!
For the moment,
David
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