Legend has it that in the early 1960s, Bonky had a job at the Finchley Swimming Pool as a towel boy or an attendant of some sort. He and young David were "mates" at the time, spending untold hours in each others company and lusting after young ladies sunning themselves poolside. A little birdie has told this Cat a story that allegedly happened during this period.It seems Bonky had set his cap (not yet a biretta) for a lovely young beauty in a two-piece swim costume who frequented the pool. Each day he'd pester her with chatter and long, searing gazes to no effect. Finally, out of sheer persistence, he got her to agree to a date one evening. But when Bonky went to meet her at her flat, she wasn't there. Despondent, our young swain trudged home alone. When he got there he was shocked to discover his flat occupied by his "mate" David --- who was busily engaged in a very intimate act with Miss two-piece!
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