Thursday, June 11, 2009

Seaside Interlude

The internet is abuzz with rumours that David will be loaded into a specially designed bulletproof van and carted off to a certain address in Bournemouth this July. Once there, either sparks will fly, or the confrontation will fizzle. We have already alerted reporters at the London newspapers with details of what could turn out to be the story of the year.

2 comments:

David Farrant said...

It 'could' be the story of the year Cat. That's if he ever dared to come out of the bungalow! But he'd either be hiding under the bed or in the outside loo! I must be fair here, there is also a loo inside the bungalow itself, but he has a converted shed in the back garden which he has turned into a 'Church' which also has a loo in it. Saves the walk up the garden path, I suppose, with all his frocks on!

David Farrant

S.Manchester said...

Farrant will never dare to show his face at my...Bishop Manchester's southern coastal retreat as he is a coward.

I shall be waiting at my...Bishop Manchester's door to see if he has the guts.

I do NOT live in a Bungalow....and....neither does his grace Bishop Manchester.

Bishop Manchester is not even aware of this pathetic little blog...but for some strange reason, I am.


Sea...Denn...Vampi...Demo...Overse...
Definitely NOT Bishop Manchester but a close and trusted aid who knows every single little thing about him including, shoe size, waist size, man-bra size...