Tuesday, June 30, 2009

"Lone Stranger" Blogger Is Gervais, Say Sources

The mystery of who created the infamous Net Curtains Lurkers blog may be solved. Sources close to actor and producer Ricky Gervais say there are several reasons why Gervais is most likely the man behind the controversial website:


  • Gervais told friend he was "amused" by the antics of Farrant and Bonkers.
  • Gervais TV series "The Office" similar to setting of Net Curtains Lurkers.
  • Gervais ready wit apparent in some of the more ribald postings.
  • Gervais once wore "vampire" costume for fancy dress party.
  • Gervais enjoys unlimited funding for purchase of exclusive "highgate vampire" domain name.
  • Gervais enjoys inexhaustible supply of top-priced legal talent to quash petty complaints.
  • Gervais known to visit Royal Oaks pub in Muswell where Farrant binge-drinks.
  • Gervais reportedly developing "Bumf Bishop" TV show around real-life Bonky.
  • Gervais known collector of "Lone Ranger" star Clayton Moore memorabilia.
  • Gervais said to have "bollocks the size of beach balls".

2 comments:

matt said...

I can well imagine that Gervais will export his Bumf Bishop character to USA. The following scenario unfolded in my mind.
Bishop gets job at High School/ College his nemesis would be none other than the late Derek Guyler. Mr Guyler would portray the vampire janitor. Vampiric outrage, Oh yes! Please Sir meets Buffy.
Matt

Lone Stranger & The Cubicle Posse said...

Damn you Cat! Nothing gets by you!!!