When TV Licencing inspectors knocked on the door of David Farrant's flat this week, he presented his documents as ordered. Imagine their surprise when they discovered it was not only a counterfeit licence -- but it was signed by "Craig A.", one of Farrant's "handlers"!
It all began when Farrant declared his desire to watch some of the "naughty channels" on television. When it was explained to him that he needed a licence, the Muswell Hill resident allegedly remarked, "Us witches don't need licences!". Enter Craig, his resourceful "right hand man", who quickly bodged together what he felt was a reasonable enough facsimile. "The old sod was delighted when I presented it to him" recalls Craig, "he always cursed the BBC for what he saw as 'robbery' in taking the public's money".
Facing the possibility of another Old Bailey trial for these offences, Farrant quickly surrendered the bogus document and his television set along with a crate of old wooden stakes, saying, "I blame Craig".
8 comments:
I don't need a TV to watch any 'naughty channels', Cat, when I can just get the 'real thing' if I want!
GO GET HIM CRAIG!
David
- "quick turn the tv on david"
Ha! I KNEW he had an illegal set!
All joking aside, it seems pretty certain that the person in question was filmed when she was performing in a London Club.
She was a 'waitress' there as everybody knows . . . well sort of!
David Farrant
Really?
I thought she was a prostitute who took a candle up the shitter and pissed on a bible.
takes allsorts.
I'd prefer not to make any comment on that 'Heathcliffe'. I know its what the 'bonky one' claimed in that pamphlet he wrote, but quite honestly, its impossible to believe a word that he says - or writes!
So, I'll pass on that one! I just put it down to the make-shift fantasy world that he lives in. Then writes pulp-fiction about!
But having said that, she was working as a 'waitress'!
David Farrant
She was working as a waitress in a "cock"tail bar.
...or so the song went.
Okay. The person was working in rather an expensive West End club, and no doubt they sold cocktails as a part of the menu.
She was paid good money, and no doubt made quite a lot extra on top as 'perks'.
It seems it all went with the job!
David Farrant
gotta handit to her.
give her a clap....oops, looks like she already caught it.
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