Add another title to your Highgate Vampire Feud reading list:
"Maid In The Middle", penned under the pseudonym "The Yorkshire Pudding". The new tell-all book published using
Lulu reportedly serves up a gossipy stew of revelations about the author's experiences as "private secretary" to both Bishop Bonkers and David Farrant. The reclusive Bonker's personal habits get special mention, for example:
"He often wore Nazi regalia, but in a playful, fatherly way. On such occasions he asked that I dress up as Mary Magdalene and dance "crunky" while he blasted Super Freak by Rick James on the stereo. I rather enjoyed it."
And of the infamous "white witch" Farrant, she recalls:
"He promised he'd do me some dickipoggy in bed -- but only if I first plastered and painted the walls in his flat and installed a new sink in his kitchen. The work took almost two years to complete, after which the bloody pillock 'fired' me."
Add another title to your Highgate Vampire Feud reading list: "Maid In The Middle", penned under the pseudonym "The Yorkshire Pudding". The new tell-all book published using Lulu reportedly serves up a gossipy stew of revelations about the author's experiences as "private secretary" to both Bishop Bonkers and David Farrant. The reclusive Bonker's personal habits get special mention, for example:
3 comments:
Talk about "Kiss an' Tell"!
What rather surprises me is, that the person hasn't even mentioned the hot water bottles!
I wonder why?!?!
David Farrant
No it was dancing the Hokey Cokey!
And she hasn't even mentioned them in her rejected book. Can you believe it?! Its supposed to be a true account of all that happened and how can you forget a thing like that!?
Enough irrevelant waffle in it about Robin Hood but people want the 'meaty stuff' my girl - quite literally!!
David Farrant
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