Cecil Lamont-Dwiggins just sent me his latest creation, a color illustration that depicts Bonky and David doing what they do best. And it sure looks like David is getting the worst of it. Wow! "Is David being overpowered, or has he cast a spell on Bonky making him unable to let go?" was Cecil's only comment. Pretty deep, huh? He also says he hasn't decided if this piece is to be a tea mug, T-shirt...or maybe something else. In the meantime, enjoy.
Update: OMG! --------------------------->
19 comments:
That'all be the day!!
David (Farrant)
If you must parody my hair Cat, please get your friends in Hollywood to make it the right colour. Its not blond, red or orange . . . its light brown!
David
Maybe they did not intend it to be 'realistic'?
i think Cecil should have "slag and fugly" engaged in some kind of mud wrestling as well.
TAG TEAMS!!
"OH MY GOD" indeed!
What's in this new comic book!??
I'll get the blame for it, as usual, even though I had nothing to do with it!
Anyway, hope you've included the adventures of the 'Yorkshire Pudding' again. The story would not really be complete unless it tells of how she betrayed myself to the 'bonky' one in a fit of embittered passion!
Well, I can't help it. I just seem to have an effect on some women!
So when will we get some clues from Cecil as to what's in it Cat?
David Farrant
Hmmm...This could be a wonderful Broadway musical!
Cecil said it was not a comic book or a film or video, but he did say it would be performed by actors, so it must be a stage play, apparently fiction, "based on a true story" (probably Highgate?). Guess we'll have to wait 11 months to find out!
Well, I just hope the actor who plays me has the right colour hair: not red, orange or grey, but light brown! So, hope Cecil remembers that
The man has got talent, I'll give him that. But I can't imagine who he's going to find to play that stupis vampire!
David
you are not even a cat, you are a human masquererading as a cat to disguise thyself--reveal theself sirrah, i like your board but am getting fed up with the "character"
Who is this Carol and why is she such a defender of Bishop Bonkers? Why is she so vicious toward Farrant and Tony Hogg? Did anyone inform this foul mouthed female that Bonkers maintains he drove a wooden stake through his girlfriends chest AFTER she turned into a Giant Spider? Does she also believe in supernatural vampires and the fact that they prey upon unsuspecting human beings? Would she truly benefit from professional mental health counseling? To think that she and Bonkers walk upon an unsuspecting public, frightening, most frightening.
Anon
i have always said bonkyspeak was dangerous humbug--read his advice in his vampire hunters handbook--its a wonder his methods havent caused a tragedy if susceptible people take his advice--a sleeping tramp in a graveyard for instant could be mistaken for a vampire and impaled!
As I said, I think its a matter of 'like attracting like'.
Bonky swears like mad (at least in private) and I have the tapes to prove it.
Carol swears like mad as well too. She has proved that herself here.
David Farrant
"...a sleeping tramp in a graveyard for instant could be mistaken for a vampire and impaled!
Yes, but enough about the schizophrenic Bishop's latent homosexuality.
He may even kill it!
Does anybody actually care for all this Vampire rubbish?
Short of emotionally challenged children watching Twilight and really feeling it man, it's nonsense and everybody knows it.
Manchester could do with a visit to his local mental health trust.
i agree lcg
this is why it does not make sense to have a handbook for vampire hunters--that affirms their existence, in the wrong hands it could be dangerous.
barbara
Here's a question for you David.
"...a sleeping tramp in a graveyard for instant could be mistaken for a vampire and impaled!"
Of course, in America, they call tramps, "bums". So (in the interests of our international readers) I will put the question to you thusly:
Do you think Bonky could have ever impaled a bum at Highgate?
Answer truthfully now!
You asked, Cat . . .
"Do you think Bonky could have ever impaled a bum at Highgate?"
Probably, in more ways than one!
Seriously though, I can't imagine that he is that mental to actually 'stake' a living human being. But his advice on how to 'stake vampires' might have certainly encouraged others to do so. There are a lot of unbalanced people 'out there' - and who go into graveyards.
His advice on two television programmes back in 1970 certainly began a spate of activity which saw 'nutcases' going into Highgate cemetery and driving stakes through corpses. The cemetery Superintendant, William Law, testified in Court to this effect, and his statements were reported in the National Press.
So has the bonky one ever really 'staked' any vampires as he has claimed?
As I have said before, he he ever encountered anything he really believed to be a 'vampire, he'd run away so fast that he's trip over his cassock!
I hope that answers your question, Cat.
David Farrant
you all keep going over this and over this about vampires--when do you think it will really be "settled" in your own self; even the shrink would vouch for: a little latent under-lying questioning remains in all of you- as to "vampires" and THAT is all based on content and the historical and ecclesiastical historical approach to it. Not on personal lame uneducated non-knowledgeable illogical nonacademic opinions. This is where the bishop out shines you all. He's a scholar.
To Anonymous: why is she so vicious ? I'm not vicious. I'm blunt. I'm strategic and tactile when necessary and "foul" words are for ONLY one purpose--but serve numerous means to an end and that is a secret.
daaaa-vid come out come out wherever you are....
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