With the launch of his "I Hate David Farrant Blogspot" earlier this week, Bishop Bonkers celebrated a significant career milestone: his 195th web page vilifying arch rival David Farrant. "Most people don't realise that I was one of the early pioneers of Internet attack pages" commented His Excellency, "Indeed my very first effort, the "Farrant Is An Evil Wanker" page came out in May of 1997. Of course before the Internet, all we had was printed pamphlets. No bloody good they are cos' you can't change 'em if you're caught making something up. When it comes to feuding, I'll stick with the web"
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Now if Carol will return and put on another floor show for us.
WHO'S WORSE?
I don't know who's worse, Lone Stranger, you or that blasted Cat!
And the last thing anybody wants is doing a 'floor show' on here (did you mean striptease, by the way?. Its bad enough having to listen to all her crudities - without having to see them as well!
David Farrant
Me??? I haven't done a thing except posted up that batty bishop's latest web page!
i think net curtains have a nerve going all holier than thou at me 'learn to let things go barbara' after one of their lot accused me of 'jumping ship' presume they mean changing sides,so i pointed out it wasnt me who changed sides willy nilly,they have raked up the whole highgate business for their own entertainment perhaps they shoul'let things go!' i dont think david wants this on his blog so i have put it here--perhaps lone stranger should not egg carol on either as she is clearly a sausage short of a ful english,and it is not kind to take advantage of her.
barbara
Barbara, had Catherine not fallen out with you, you wouldn't have come over all humble and apologetic to David.
You'd still be at it whilst saying it's "Just a laugh" and nothing more and certainly not giving a second thought to how he may be feeling as a result.
When she parted ways with David, was it so difficult for a woman of your years to remain impartial and not take sides?
I stand by what I said. You jump the fence like sheep looking for temporary greener pastures until deciding it's better somewhere else.
Not only that, you used David's blog as a platform to spout endless streams of rubbish about your stalkerish issue with the Kirkless Estate and the grave of Robin Hood.
Get over it woman.
Nobody cares.
It's about as ridiculous as Bonkers blooshot eyed fables.
no miss caroline--where are you getting your info?i assume from catherine ?
also your ladygoatship the kirklees stuff is far from rubbish but you have shown what little you know,mildady.
Barbara, are you denying that when you fell out with Catherine that you got back in touch with David?
Do you deny that you didn't remain neutral when the two of them fell out?
As for Kirklees, I'm not suprised they didn't want a pair of crazed women on their land if you and Catherine's online antics are anything to go by.
One need only Google your names to see just how many forums you spammed with cut and paste rubbish regarding Kirklees.
I suppose that's a trait you picked up from the pretend Bishop.
np the point is i did not fall out with catherine she fell out with me, because i would not go her way,but you dont know the details of that amd neither do you knoe the details of the last 25 years of kirklees in which catherine was not involved, or the history of the dickipoggy goings on there, not by me--so i suggest you keep your opinions to yourself as he are based on ignorance of the true facts,
barbara
I notice you once again fail to answer the point about you being unable to remain neutral towards David, until your falling out with Catherine.
barbara says carol is a sausage short of a full english
she says the same about the bonky one
never stopped her attacking him all over the net year in year out
barbara is a total hypocrite and easily the craziest of the lot
i have answered the point about why i got involved with catherine's fall out with david on net curtains and also anonymousone, i am free to reply to bonky's lies about me, even if you think it is crazy of me to try and reason with that one which it probably is. you and mistress goat know nowt,
barbara
I don't have the time to trawl through posts over there.
Why not just repeat it here as this is where the conversation is taking place.
Surely this is one cut and paste you won't shy away from.
Why were you unable to remain neutral towards David.
Why did you follow Catherine's juvenile example and ridicule and humiliate him at every opportunity?
PRINCIPLES
I have to say that I do not believe Barbara's comments on Catherines Ywie Blog two years ago were motivated by spite. Catherine's vindictive comments definitely were - which is hardly surprising as she'd re-established close contact with Bonky and thus fallen under his evil influence.
Even in the midst of all the nonsense (and I was on the receiving end let us remember), Barbara maintained her stand against Bonky. So I made allowances for that and why that situation allowed forgiveness.
Unfortunately, in Catherine's case this would not have been possible due to her suddenly supporting a person who was bent on doing (indeed, had been doing) untold harm to people.
I know Barbara realised that which is why she stuck to her principles there.
David Farrant
That's hardly my point David.
I'd appreciate if you could take a back seat and let Barbara answer for herself without giving her prompts.
After all, my question was for Barbara and not yourself.
thank you david
as i said on net curtains to lady caroline only a few posts back i went along with catherines fall out with david as it was happening in my house on my computer much of the time--she thought david had done something wrong to her--anyway for a time i went along with her notions though the quarrell was nothing to do with me and it was wrong of me to go along with her 'joke'--also i got plenty of the same back by davids friens on his blog!!!! i was then struck off in the sameway as david over nothing basically, but it was something of a relief not to feel obliged to take her side,then i phoned david and apologised for joining in her yuwie blog and her graciously accepted my apology.shortly afterwards we both found out that she had repented to bonky and blamed david--and me--- for leading her astray, and she reported me for somthing or other to a proper local biship.she is the one who'jumps ship' if you know anything of her history--me on, bonky on, me off, david on, me on, david on, david off,me off,priest on, bonky on etcetara etcetara.
Barbara, the folks at Net Curtains had every right to close the thread. You *should* learn to let things go. Everyone had had their fill of the "he said, she said"& Kirklees rambling. The admins were getting complaints. When the discussion moved on to something more productive and others wanted to post about the website changing focus, what did you do? You were determined to have the last word with "i'm answering Caroline....wahhh!" Jesus Christ! We all knew that! Yet you wanted to get the last jab and the thread was closed because you never know when to shut up.
This may come as a shock, but you do not own any of these websites. Other people do and Net Curtains is funded by the owners. It's not a free site. Therefore, when you post comments, you are a guest. When you keep posting after the admin tells you to move on, then you are being a very bad, rude guest. You ought to apologize to the Lone Stranger and the Posse for being a jackass.
Here's a suggestion: if you want to keep the rambling going and promote Kirklees, offer to buy ad space. Net Curtains, like many privately owned blogs rent ad space. Pay for it out of your own pocket and then you can rant and ramble to your hearts content.
A Reader
Note I'm not banning anyone. Aside from legally actionable harassment or death threats against politicians (please try and tone it down Carol) I really don't give a frig. Rave on. Yes, we're "The Cat's Miaow", the blog where you're always welcome to vent...the blog where the voiceless have a voice...where the disenfranchised, delirious and downtrodden can always find a home...where even the most tasteless sock can ply his or her trade...
nice try sean u little stalker but wrong again.
didnt u have me down as working in some computer factory in milton keynes last year? make ur mind up.
as for bnp, nice try again sean but seeing as my ex was turkish hardly likely that i'm gonna join a right wing racist party.
unlike u when it was proved u were subscribing to some right wing shity magazine.
plus why else would u be on the bnp site? its not exactly easy reading. did u modify ur profile?
by the way neither of ur links work.
arsehole.
i'm going to upload the recording of u telling david how ur going to dig up graves with milligan as u dont want a couple of jews and an arab to move into the area.
let the public judge if the tapes have been doctored as u claim.
ur voice. ur words. no crackles.
racist wanker.
ooohh veiled threats hey? nice!!!
i stil cant believe how thick u r.
my address was already given out by peroxide who like u is a total fucking stalker.
nothing happened then and nothing will happen now.
anyway, u said the police were on to me last year. still waiting for that knock on the door. unless u were talking shit as usual.
u still leering at underage school girls?
SO WHERE ARE YOU?
"We're onto you, Craig Adams.
It's only a matter of time before we find you"
October 21, 2009 3:33 PM
[Says Sean as per usual]
Forget about Craig, Sean. Why not 'find' me instead? You know where I live, so come and speak to me in person, without your aliases. And that goes for you too Carol.
You are both welcome for a 'face to face' conversation. Well, are one or either of you up to it??
Carol wants to 'cut a lock of my hair'. I told her she is welcome.
That just leaves you, Sean (sorry, I should have said " Ariminous"!); but I am still waiting!
So, where are you both?!!?
David Farrant
im not being left out of this.... come and find me too! if you like i,ll pick you up on my bike and we can visit David and Craig! But u,ll have to wear crash helmet and leathers but for someone who likes dressing up im sure u,ll enjoy it!
silly old anonymous-women are not' defenceless' what do you mean by that sexist rubbish---neither is david an 'invalid' he rarely mentions his disabilities--as far i know a wonky foot
your friend
barbara
ps i would be eternally grateful if my hopefully fair minded comments do not inspire a load of loony accusations about my own person and robin hood attacks
so let me get this right, u want us all to go down to southern road?
is the fat bastard really worthy of my time and money spent on petrol?
if the fat paedo wants to have a face to face let the scumbag knock on my door.
uv got some nerve u arrogant prick.
flip side is that if we did turn up the old windbag would put a spin on it and call it harrasment so piss off mate.
anyway we all know its u sean or maybe the odd mate u use down london way.
Craig
....this sounds more like a tea party that I haven't joined in and everyone of you "men" is sitting at David's tea & crumpet table with crossed legs hiding under your "time for tea" dresses--just like the picture under "Tea for Two" comments.
"crudities" ? you all love it
Does the rest of Britain KNOW about all this gossipy shit you people have done for the last 40 yrs ?
to: JBC: what and where is the web page you refer to re: the
bishop ?
TO: DF: you can't HEAR the crudities---you can only READ them and then internalize them, that's what you meant dear; and maybe they bother you because you are a "whipping post" for my mouth and it makes you fell flimsy and weak....
barb say's I am one can shy of a 6 pack......when I look at my comments, andI'm astounded at my ability to enter into dialogue and then take over.
Daave........you are an "invalid" ?
see, so you really do need a Dominatrix to whip you into shape boy.
"to: JBC: what and where is the web page you refer to re: the bishop ?"
Right here:
http://tinyurl.com/yjajy42
appreciate it, thanks.
A comment: I don't know WHO is under the Anonymous re: your enemy--but it sure doesn't sound like anyone I already know; or, I started a thing with all the cursing, cuz everybody seems to be getting real loose with their lips here....and Craig gets a big A+
just call a spade--a spade; its honest, blunt, and REAL.
Seems to be a lot of "Anonymous'" characters here--can't you blokes use another user name to make things easier to discern ??
just had alittle check up on 'anon'.
ur IP gives a lot away.
unless seans come down south for a holiday, this arselicker is someone a little closer to home.
i'll find u before u find me u mug.
GAME ON!
"But me and others are onto you."
boring. if u were on to me why would u ask what road i live in?
how much of a mong are u to even think i'd give that much info to u?
clueless prick.
"You can only hide away for so long."
whos hiding? my address was given out by psycho peroxide. big deal
go ask ur bumchum sean. if he didnt copy it down tough shit u pair of stalkers.
"The day of reckoning can't be far off now."
can be. will be. is be. fuckwit.
at least i have the balls to post using my real name u hypocritical bell end.
uv already used my real name at the start of ur schoolboy attack u prick.
craig byron. craig bond. hardly much of a discovery to realise my name is craig adams when uv already said it and when paedo sean has already emailed me under some retarded fake user name.
but you. you havent got the balls to put ur name down u gutless turd.
as for my address, why on earth would i want to give it to a deranged stalker??
if ur on to me as u claim, u wont need my help, will u basil?
Think I'll keep off this at the moment, don't want to get a bad name!
If its not crudities flying around, its Carol threatening me with a whip!
David Farrant
JBC: you gave me a link--I went and posted that it was you guys--then I went back, the page was gone, Mozilla telling me it can't locate the page, the I find out you posted it here.
It's your satire--which you are quite humorously good at. It's your page creation.
what happened to Hogg ? or is he behind the Lone Ranger name or...
and thanx Barb--but by all means ya all can take advantage of me....no eggin' on needed....
hey--where's my bad-mouth comments
about davey jones'n;
hey--Craig's comments are up here callin people a prick; that ain't fair....
hey..!!!
Put down the crack pipe Carol. You don't want your daughter to take you down to detox again, do you?
OK, I am now obliged to delete comments that attempt to "out" people by posting their full name and address.
"Outing" is a violation of Blogspot's TOS, and could get The Cat's Miaow shut down.
So next time you do it, Mr. "anonymous", you're sacked from this blog. You'll have no more direct access to your mate Farrant. No more chances to post your cut and paste rubbish. Think about it.
"Of course, Baldry's Cat has never claimed this is a level playing field, and level it aint!"
Well, start levelling it 'Anonymous, and you can start by stop telling lies about people.
I have never named anybody on here or anywhere else (including my own Blog)unless I have first obtained their permission - and then I say that I have been given permission.
You have named the 'Yorkshire Pudding' on here by her full name.
She might be no friend of mine anymore, but if I have to refer to that person in th light of your comments, I only give the person's first name.
You have done the same with Barbara and Craig. You are obsessed with naming people in full for your own vindictive purposes and Cat has every right to warn you, if not threaten to bar you if you do it again.
That would not really bother me in the least.
You don't bring any useful discussion here in the least but only come on here to attack people.
If it was up to me, I would have barred you long ago. And 'yes', I am in a position to speak because Cat has never been entirely 'un-critical' towards myself. But then I have always played fair and kept to he rules. You haven't. And in this respect maybe Cat has been a little too tolerant.
So, if you really want a 'level playing field' stop using this Blog to keep making your unfounded attacks upon people. You don't just do it here 'Anonymous' but all over the Internet. Which certainly explains why you have been banned from so many Forums and Message Boards.
These all seem to be 'unlevel playing fields' - at least as far as you are concerned.
David Farrant
- "Of course, Baldry's Cat has never claimed this is a level playing field, and level it aint!"
Complain, complain, complain. Farrant gets the piss taken out of him as much as Bonky does here. They are both book authors and media personalities who express "fringe" views. They have both published extensive material about their mutual "feud." Don't act so surprised that people look on their antics with amusement.
Hey McEnroe I am serious. I admit the comments sections are an open slanging match that appears to me to be mostly supportive of Farrant. But the blog stories? - about 60% of them ridicule poor defenceless David in some way.
It's so true, I am in cahoots with agents all over the globe of all sizes, shapes and sexual persuasions. You want T-shirts and mugs ridiculing our chum Farrant? Get off your arse and get cracking to produce them. Why do you expect others to do all the work for you?
Making fun of a bonky vampire book author who has a do-it-yourself religious title and arch-enemy isn't "hate campaigning", bunky. But if you think you have a solid case, then go for it. Otherwise, STFU as the chavs say. How about we do an exclusive interview with you? "Interview with anonymous" we'll call it. You have to promise to answer all the questions, but it sounds like fun, no?
You are such silly man, "anonymous". But I DO like your chutzpah. So let's get right to your fan questions:
-"What is your name?"
Nigelo "Nick" Hofbrau Nelson. I am descended from Vice Admiral Horatio Lord Nelson of Trafalgar fame by virtue of his chance coupling with a serving wench while on a mail run between the Isles of Scilly and the Mainland in 1801. Like my ancestor, I have been awarded the Knight Grand Commander of The Order of Saint Joachim, but sadly, cannot display this award for reasons of national security.
-"Where do you live (approximately)?"
I divide my time between Scunthorpe and Penistone. I also have a holiday retreat at Northumberland in a small village called Once Brewed (not to be confused with the low-bred peasants in Twice Brewed). There I maintain a laser satellite surveillance network that automatically tracks and records the movements of persons of interest.
-"What is your gender?"
Kinetoplastid.
-"What is your age?"
A true gentleman does not ask a Kinetoplastid its age. Especially in mixed company.
-"What are your beliefs?"
I believe that God created Adam, Eve, a fire breathing snake, and a drug dealer. Don't even get me started on Noah. And mosses. Dont even go there. I believe that fruitbats serve a higher purpose in man's evolution. I believe that Manchester United will best Liverpool on Sunday.
-"What are your politics?"
I support the Birthday Party. Its aims include proliferating more cakes with yummy sugar glazes and heaps of lovely gifts for everyone.
****SORRY "ANONYMOUS"...I promised if you didn't behave, you'd get banned. But since you insist on posting people's names and addresses, GOOD BYE.*****
No more comments from "anonymous" accounts. All comments will now be in a moderation queue. Happy?
Wanker.
"I identified the person behind "The Lone Ranger" (and it is only one person, not a "posse")"
As you so often say, "Where is your proof of this?"
Prove it or shut up.
And for the record, there are a few people in the posse, but most read it as harmless fun and a diversion from work.
As you've obviously never worked in your life and have lived off of state benefits, you'll not understand that in some offices, we have the flexibility to indulge in some online hijinks.
This is one of them.
And just to give you a heads up, not all people are working in the same office.
God Bless the Internet...and America, as much as you hate it Sean.
"It is ridiculous that innocent people are named on this blog"
Yeah, by you, right down to where you think they live yet you don't have the balls to identify yourself.
What a bitch.
In fact, that's what I'll call you from now on. That okay with you Bishop Bitch?
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