In the interests of less hysterical and more civil communication with the bishop, we thought we'd try a brand new approach here on The Cat's Miaow: go along with it. We'll actually kneel down, make the sign of the cross, and use his title when addressing him. So here goes. First question:Your Holiness, when you say David Farrant is possessed by demons, which demons specifically? Are they little red devils with pitchforks? Or satanic-looking imps? And how do they manifest?
In the name of the father, son and holy ghost, amen.
Dominus Vobiscum.
PS: What about that Gothic Press shipping label, your Holiness? And the absence of documentation for your KCMG?
6 comments:
I think the old tosser is in the hospital...
For Lone Stranger
You mean the mental hospital, don't you sir?!
David Farrant
why is it when i put any comments up people dissapear! its not fair i want to make a complaint and weres Craig gone again?
Just keep your eyes of Craig, sweetheart, otherwise I might just get jealous!
David
PS He's just a 'sex maniac', anyway!
PS FOR SPEEDQUEEN
By the way, did you know that he is accusing you of really 'being myself' now? - notwithstanding that you have met both Patsy and Gareth in person! And we all took photographs.
Subconscious reflection of his own guilt I say. He thinks that because he invents people that don't exist, that would be a 'nice one' to attribute to the "evil David Farrant"!
I don't think I have ever come across such mentality!
David (Farrant)
well his in for a shock! when i turn up on his doorstep in my leathers or maybe one of my "outfits". But i think he does remember me from years ago and hopes that im not for real! just hope hes got a strong heart would hate to perform CPR on him! x
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