Occult authoress Barbara Green has announced she will sacrifice a cat atop a Queen Anne dressing table during an upcoming episode of BBC1's Bargain Hunt. "Forsooth, I am reduced to this," said the ambitious Yorkshirewoman, "on account of it's been a donkeys age since I got any publicity, dickipoggy or otherwise." Sources inside the show say that Ms. Green does not actually intend to harm the cat, she will merely make it rather uncomfortable via a tedious retelling of the Robin Hood legend.
Monday, August 10, 2009
Green: "I will sacrifice cat on BBC1"
Occult authoress Barbara Green has announced she will sacrifice a cat atop a Queen Anne dressing table during an upcoming episode of BBC1's Bargain Hunt. "Forsooth, I am reduced to this," said the ambitious Yorkshirewoman, "on account of it's been a donkeys age since I got any publicity, dickipoggy or otherwise." Sources inside the show say that Ms. Green does not actually intend to harm the cat, she will merely make it rather uncomfortable via a tedious retelling of the Robin Hood legend.
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3 comments:
You've done it now Cat. She'll really KILL you! No kidding!
David Farrant
Quite so David.
If I was to sacrifice any cat it would defintely be Baldryick cat.The cat story is even more boring than Robon Hood.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3QwJTeNkMuo&feature=related
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