Wednesday, August 19, 2009

Farrant to Model for Trench Coat Adverts

LONDON - Famous clothing maker Burberry has contracted ex-vampire-hunter David Farrant to appear in ads for a line of clothing based on his signature trench coat. A company spokesperson said, "Mr. Farrant's choice of outerwear represents a unique celebration of the rich Burberry heritage" adding, "It was either him or Frank Spencer."

8 comments:

speedqueen said...

yea my mate Columbo has got one like it ! hey Cat leave Barbara alone pick on me, !!!!!

Anonymous said...

I have always told David Farrant that his trench coat is really naff, but he will not take any notice of me. Admittedly I myself always ignore unsolicited advice, but if he is getting paid to advertise this monstrosity then perhaps he has allowed financial considerations to override aesthetic ones. Speedqueen, I guess in your line of work you meet people wearing all kinds of strange outfits!
Garth J. Medway

Anonymous said...

I have to say its very Frank Spencer! He needs a beret!

Anonymous said...

Still its an improvement on Bishop Tightbreeks slap my thighs principle boy! You could pass for a private detective David--try adding a huge magnifying glass to your rigout looking for CLUES.

tata

David Farrant said...

Don't you start Barbara!

David

Anonymous said...

Sorry David, couldn't resist it!

oooh Betty................

Anonymous said...

"Ooo Betty, the cat's done a woopsie on the floor".

speedqueen said...

in reply to your comment Garth i do meet with people wearing all sorts of costumes and outfits some quite bizarre.But im sure some people find some of the items i wear outrageous,in fact Cat im sure id get your attention in my cat women outfit and although the tail is false the claws are real !in fact was thinking of wearing my nuns outfit at all times,call myself sister speedqueen and the id be exempt from council tax!!