Rumour has it David Farrant and "Demonologist" will be sharing more than verbal barbs in the near future. The two are this (holds fingers 5mm apart) close to meeting for a friendly beer in the cozy interior of Highgate's Woodman Pub. The only question is who will pick up the tab?
Saturday, December 19, 2009
Fancy a Pint?
Rumour has it David Farrant and "Demonologist" will be sharing more than verbal barbs in the near future. The two are this (holds fingers 5mm apart) close to meeting for a friendly beer in the cozy interior of Highgate's Woodman Pub. The only question is who will pick up the tab?
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Sorry, but I moved these here for ease of access
David Farrant said...
"David, why not give this fellow a time and date to meet you at the Woodman and have him pay for a round of drinks. Maybe by meeting him you will resolve his problems, and then he won't have to post here any more"
That's not a bad idea you know Cat.
Well, are you up for that "Demonologist"? Want to meet me in the Woodman? That's fine by me.
We could arrange it here.
David Farrant
Demonologist said...
Tonight (Sunday 20th) at 11.00pm.
That's thirteen hours away.
I'll wait until the bell.
No lager-lout morons in tow.
I know what the Hunchback looks like. He won't recognise me. So I'll be watching closely and I'll know if he's up to any funny business.
The hunched one had better turn up!
He won't get a second chance.
What a thoroughly useless article!
Farrant did NOT turn up.
He only had to hobble a few yards from his bedsit around the corner and down the road.
He couldn't even do that much.
What a waste of space!
Seán Manchester is absolutely right. Farrant is best ignored. I'm wasting no more time on him!
No, wait, Deme, give him a sporting chance. Give him at least 24 hrs notice, he asked. He's willing to meet the following week. Don't give up.
"Farrant did NOT turn up.
He only had to hobble a few yards from his bedsit around the corner and down the road.
He couldn't even do that much.
What a waste of space!
Seán Manchester is absolutely right. Farrant is best ignored. I'm wasting no more time on him!"
And I told you why beforehand, "Demonologist" - because I don't work to 13 hour deadlines.
But you have just proved to everyone here what a liar you are, Sean.
You see the Woodman shutes at 10. 30 pm on a Sunday.
Whoops Sean!
"But you have just proved to everyone here what a liar you are.
"You see the Woodman shuts at 10. 30 pm on a Sunday.
"Whoops!"
- David Farrant (December 21, 2009 6:02 PM)
Farrant is a liar and a deceiver.
I happen to know that The Woodman's closing time on a Sunday is at midnight.
Even if it is empty, or there are virtually no customers, it does not shut its doors before 11.30pm.
But the normal closing time for Sundays is 12.00 AM.
This can be confirmed by telephoning the manager of The Woodman at 0208 340 3016.
Whoops!
"But you have just proved to everyone here what a liar you are"
Says "Ariminous Vamberry"
So back to "Ariminous" again, "Demonologist" I see.
The legal closing time for English pubs (when they have to five the closing bell)on Sunday is 10.30 pm, on weekdays its 11pm.
I have deceived no-one "Demonologist". I gave you
prior notification that your 13
hour deadline was unacceptable and so I would not be attending.
YOU are the one who did not turn up. Still, I do appreciate it would have been a long way to get here from Bournemouth in all that snow.
David Farrant
Farrant's lies and deceptions just keep on spewing forth like effluent from a burst sewage pipe.
I did not offer to meet this man who must be the most boring human being on the planet.
I would not offer to meet this man. He would not find me on such a wild goose chase. When has he ever kept to his word to anyone? When has he ever turned up to anything where it was to meet or confront someone genuinely opposed him?
Answer: NEVER!
Demonologist has already said he will not waste further energy on Farrant who thrives on any attention he can muster from anywhere.
Seán Manchester has advised those who are with him to ignore Farrant. This puts me in an awkward position because I take pleasure in occasionally giving the undead corpse of Farrant a poke with a sharp stick when it starts stuttering in its coffin.
Farrant was given more than enough time by Demonologist to rise from his lair a few yards down the road from The Woodman and attend the meeting an hour before closing time. As I have already pointed out, The Woodman closes at midnight on Sundays. This can be verified by telephoning the pub's manager on 0208 340 3016.
It's a simple enough thing to do, but Farrant still insists the pub shuts at 10.30 PM on a Sunday. That might have been the case when his first wife worked as a barmaid in The Woodman in the Sixties, but it changed years ago. Obviously Farrant doesn't frequent pubs much these days and prefers to buy cheep booze from the supermarket to guzzle in his smoke-filled bedsit just down the road from The Woodman and along from the appropriately named Queen's Wood.
Demonologist told Farrant he wouldn't get a second chance (I wouldn't have given Farrant any opportunity to waste my time), but I don't doubt that Demonologist would have turned up if he said he was going to. He doesn't live very far from the area.
It is good that Demonologist has now finally given Farrant the flick, as they say in Hoggy-land, and maybe I should consider doing the same.
The only person who benefits from any of this is a charmless bore called Farrant who sits back while other people discuss him which is all he wants.
Going out on a cold mid-winter night to confront one of them is something he would not consider doing in a million years. The man's a coward.
I say we should forget about Farrant. He dances to the Devil's tune and there is no melody in it. The amusement ceased long ago in watching this pathetic excuse of a human being tie himself in deceitful knots of nonsense created by himself.
If anyone is daft enough to be taken in by Farrant they really deserve all they get, as do those who support his hate campaign against a man he tried to exploit for his own ends and lost all contact with decades ago.
It's time for those with any sense to now give Farrant what Londoners call the Spanish Archer - El Bow!
Demonologist has finally given Farrant the elbow. I feel others might now follow suit.
Oh come now, it's nearly Christmas. How about practising a bit of that renowned Christian charity. Extend that Grail Cup to your fellow man. What would Jesus do? Jesus would give even the worst sinner at least 24 hrs. notice of a meeting at a pub. And he would never give someone the elbow.
Jesus? The Grail Cup?
Have you got the wrong vampire expert?!!!
(.... said with a shrug of the shoulders a la Jewish vampire Alfie Bass in Roman Polanski's "The Fearless Vampire Killers" when confronted by a Christian cross ....)
Look, Baldry's Cat, you've had your pint of blood out of this situation. It's time to move on. For you as well as everyone else.
.
Of course you're right about that, but it may happen much more slowly than you'd like.
C'est la Vie (with one last shrug).
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aso4qltChjM
Farewell and ....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=662YuJlrrvE
.... Happy Hanukkah!
Hi Cat,
Just to thank you for your 'Happy Christmas' somewhere else - think it was on Arcadia actually.
Well, I see Sean is back as "Ariminius" again, and has chosen to 'ditch' "Demonologist' for another name change!. Well, "Demonologist" really had no credubilty anymore when I merely asked 'him' to make our meeting seven days later, which made him decide to 'run off'!
I see Sean has wished you a Happy Christmas, Cat, so just wanted to do so myself.
Anyway, I hope my message is a bit more sincere!
Take care, and mind the foxes!
David (Farrant)
Hi Arminius,
Are you indicated that you're Jewish or merely putting up a smokescreen to hide the fact that you're engaged in unChristian activity?
To Dave and Deme,
You're both a coupla pansies.
To JBC,
Keep up the good work! You got pretty close that time!
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