Friday, August 7, 2009

"Farrant's Foot Possessed" Says Bishop

Bishop Bonkers recently commented on his arch rival David Farrant's well-known foot troubles, saying, "It won't do him any good soaking the bloody thing in vinegar. Satan's got hold of it, and it's wanting an exorcism. Probably suffering from a demonic boil. At the very least I'd offer to lance it."

3 comments:

David Farrant said...

This is very much like the giant foot from the opening sequence of Monty Python's Flying Circus - funnily enough, David was a friend of the late Graham Chapman. I don't know who may have been crushed beneath it - perhaps Bonky and the Yorkshire Pudding. Seriously, though, his left leg was seriously swollen during our recent trip to Borley,and he had to be helped around on occasion, such as up the steep verge to Liston churchyard - where it is supposed that the body of the phantom nun is buried - in case anyone gets the wrong idea, people were not holding his hand for romantic purposes.
Gareth J. Medway

Anonymous said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hI1nPd7hezM

hzve a laugh

barbara

Chocky Chuck said...

It is in fact the Monty Python foot, licenced thru wikipedia free images.